Seriosuly that's the tone they take
Of course, after every shooting, we have another national discussion on guns that goes nowhere. Perhaps because we're all partisan jerks who'd rather people keep dying than admit those other partisan jerks might be a little bit right. Taking a tiny baby step toward understanding, we figured we'd start at the source: We spoke to two former gun-sellers. We spoke to two former gun-sellers, Jerome in California and Jacob in Texas, to get a better handle on the American gun trade.
California you say?
And then they immediately go into #4. Paranoia Sells Guns.
People buy guns for all sorts of reasons -- sports, protection, vengeance -- but at Jerome's store, nothing sold like paranoia.
Wait... the guy in California found that people buy guns out of fear of them being banned?
That's... not paranoid.
Yes, the price spikes are frustrating and can get silly. (As the article mentions). But given that after these mass shootings politicians do demand guns for certain guns... And sometimes get their guns. Again that's not paranoia.
And then they go into how you get crazies at the gun shop. Yup. Nothing much to say there.
Interestingly, 2 admits that yeah... an FFL can deny a sale if they want.
And then #1 gets on the "it's too easy to buy guns whine"
If you want a gun, all you have to do is show up with a pulse and not get a visible erection when the clerk talks about stopping power. "It's ridiculously easy to buy a gun under federal law," Jacob says. "The shortlist of things that allow you to buy a gun are: Be the actual buyer of the gun, so no wives buying guns for husbands, etc. Be a citizen or a resident alien. Be of sound mind. Don't be on drugs. Don't be a felon. Don't have any record of domestic violence. That's about 90 percent of people who haven't been to jail."
Wait.... you mean the vast majority of citizens can buy a gun after proving that they're not crazy, abusive or criminal? Gee, it's almost like it's a right. Oh wait, for a right you don't have to beg for prior permission.
And naturally the article goes on about Default Proceeds and blathers about how great Private Sale bans are. What's fascinating is the article utterly ignores that 1) many, many states *have* banned private sales. and 2) most mass killers don't bother with private sales anyway.
Still, the tone is interesting as it continues a fatalism towards gun control we'd seen in Cracked recently. And an attempt on their part to at least understand the issue better.
And just a bit of amusement, earlier this week cracked had a bit about "Massive Catastrophes"
Which had for #5: Arson Attacks Tend To Be Much Worse Than Mass Shootings
Do tell Cracked. Do tell.