Here's something in the same vein.
If you’re too dumb to handle a bottle rocket, then you’re too dumb to handle a ballot.
And brother, does state Fire Marshal Stephen Coan think you’re dumb.
Coan opposes a bill by Rep. Rich Bastien (R-Gardner) that would let Bay Staters do what people in 46 other states take for granted: Buy fireworks.
And it's Massachusetts natch.
Via Glen Reynolds who quips: "Massachusetts: Another anti-science, reactionary Blue State?"