And in fiarness their #2 is Allen Crum.
Who is Mr. Crum you may ask? Well, when Charles Whitman started killing people he's one of the regular folks who armed themselves to help the police take on the murderer.
Specifically Crum asked a cop for a rifle, was given it, and went up the tower with the police.
Something to mind if Cracked ever tut tuts about the idea of armed regular-joes being able to help stop a mass shooting.