And turns out that this and the last two articles were all written by the same Adam Wears.
Behold 6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy) which is an interesting mix of silly and more silly things.
Through it all Wears' tone is extremely angry and literally ends with an unrelated "Even Australia recognized we needed gun control after their own horrifying massacre. Read about it here."
And that last link is a book about the massacre... not the laws passed after it.
What's interesting is the "even" as if Wears is surprised that Australia passed gun control. Given Cracked has repeatedly pointed to they want Australia's gun confiscation to be done in the US.
The funny part is that despite Wears preening about how "We at Cracked have dedicated a lot of words to debunking the myths that popular culture loves to spread about guns" his number one scary item?
Tripods. Seriously, the number one in the list is the evils of gun tripods. Only a bit into does he get into "crank-fire" guns.
I am amused that the article opens with the expected "Gun owners are just beardo man-children obsessed with merch and pop culture" you know... what Cracked used to jokingly, but lovingly, call their "core audience" Wears goes on about "when a gun nut spends too long on eBay."
One wonders if Wears really thinks that the things he listed can be bought on Ebay....