Sunday, November 21, 2010

Bobbie wins.

She takes apart and mocks a Paul "Hissy Fit" Helmke's latest pants-pissing whine-fest.

The wording gives him away: he fears the machines. He thinks if all those baddies had was a pack of sparklers and a few five-gallon cans of gasoline, or a double-bitted axe or a pitcher of koolaid and and a can of drain cleaner, or even an SUV, nothing bad could possibly have happened. He believes objects have volition. Presumably, were he ever to go mad and murder 37 grade-school children with a 12" #2 Philips screwdriver, it would be the "Craftsman assault driver" that did the killing while the man himself looked on in horror, a helpless tool of the tool. Mmm-hmm.

This while good is not the topper line.

For that we to to the footnote:

Mind you, I find these handguns unaesthetic. They're ugly. They're in-between things of no particular utility -- but if we banned things on the basis of ugliness and relative uselessness, there's a whole lot of people who'd never be allowed out of the house.


Though I wouldn't give the gun banners too many ideas. If they move from restricting items capriciously and oppressively to restricting people in much the same way. It's not like the government has grown in intrusiveness and inanity in the things it tells you to do...

Then again when you deny the human actor in violence and blame it on the tool how much can you really value human will and self determination?

The whole point of the gun banners is that Joe Citizen can't be trusted.

1 comment:

Roberta X said...

Thank you, sir, thank you. (Curtsys)