This one got me the most:
Finally, purses = holsters. You're going to acquire a ton of them to go with your various outfits. Some are old favorites you'll return to over and over; some will go with only a few ensembles; and some will be worn once, then tossed into the closet to gather dust. Accept this, embrace it, learn to live it.
I've been rather fortunate in finding holsters that really work and have been happy with even after years of use. Buuuut before I found them I still went through a bunch of holsters. It seems the box of holsters is inevitable.